something that used to piss me off when I was younger was listening to a song and hearing 2 guitar tracks when I knew the band only had one guitarist. it would frustrate me bc i'd be like 'they can't play this live?? why would they lie like this?!'

this tillow pic is everything to me. tara looks so hot and willow looks so silly i love them

This is what praying with ocd feels like

me watching for the first leaf to fall so I can switch to a seasonal diet of hearty soups and rich stews

i named my sourdough starter Proofjan Stevens

john chapters in ntn

ultimately you need to watch more movies and play more games and read more comics and dream more dreams

I hang out with gay people so much that hanging out with straight people makes me feel like Jane Goodall

he’s literally using the middle one the prophecy has been fulfilled

Disrespectfully I do, in fact, think you’re stupid if you have to use AI to write your books

This isn’t real. Sorry. So, this is a medieval 7yo’s drawings. Onfim. No TV.

My parents: he's a genius. A wunderkind. Voracious reader Me, aged 5, reading an encyclopedia out loud: the great barrier reef is very large and home to all manner of creatures. It is underwater. There are animals who live underwater

did you guys know that recovering from anorexia is really hard. it’s really difficult i’m not sure if you guys knew

mood

zero likes…shame on y’all for not appreciating my genius

washing your face is actually multi tasking because you are also washing your hands and forearms and shirt and countertop and feet and floor and hair

“She’ll work this meme out of her system” history has shown that I categorically will NOT