Missing 🦍 Report. On Tuesday morning a spokesperson from the San Diego Zoo stated “One of our most beloved 🦍’s has escaped from his enclosure”. JOTJ was spotted roaming the halls of the WSOP in Las Vegas. If you encounter him simply hand over your chips and move away slowly.

Let’s go Goldberg friends n fans. Bring your loud support today beginning at noon in the Horseshoe. “It’s Time” for some cold ones. ⁦WSOP - World Series of Poker⁩ ⁦PokerNews⁩

Anyone that I ever see parked fkd up (two spots) I’ll put their wipers up. Just let em know hey jackass.

I’d love to be on a table with him and see him be disrespectful to a dealer or player. I’d light him up immediately. I always defend anyone on a table that’s being abused. Hey Sammy meet me in a ring and let’s see what you’ve got. Charity event. WSOP - World Series of Poker PokerNews TABASCO® Brand

Oh wait a minute we can’t hike now Bueller don’t we have to join the march😉 Homey D. Clown says “I don’t think so”. Cmon everybody have a productive n joyous day. ⁦WSOP - World Series of Poker⁩ ⁦PokerNews⁩

Absolutely. Every break I’ll gather the players for a quick ocean yoga session.

Nothing better than charcoal grilled meat. ⁦Ted’s Hot Dogs⁩

Day 1A for the Main Event of the World back down in Las Vegas. Hitting the reset button with a quick trip to paradise. Don’t forget to smell the roses y’all. Be kind to others. ⁦WSOP - World Series of Poker⁩ ⁦World Poker Tour⁩ @Tabasco ⁦⁦Jameson Whiskey⁩

Schools out for summer. No more teachers. Enjoy each day to the fullest. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. Life is beautiful! Live life! ⁦WSOP - World Series of Poker⁩ ⁦World Poker Tour⁩ ⁦TABASCO® Brand⁩

LFG Again! JOTJ mode rules.

1. Your place or mine sugar plum. 2. Shaun would you like to take a windy walk with me?

“To each his own” but #1 is aged three years in white oak barrels from Jack Daniels. Like Porsche “There is no substitute”. TABASCO® Brand

Cmon Man! You’ve got integrity as do I. Do unto others as you would have them do unto you. 🙏🐥

Country roads take me home to the place I belong North Carolina. ⁦Poker.org

Unless that person can sit normally without taking up extra space then no massage. You’ll have to sit in your chair the regular way and for the most part just get your neck n shoulder area massaged. Maybe if the house rules permit your nipples tweaked a bit. 😳😜🕺🏼🐥 WSOP - World Series of Poker

Far too many people have no common courtesy or respect for others. Mistreatment of coworkers happens daily in all professions. In poker whenever I witness someone (male|female) being disrespected on the table I immediately defend said person and if necessary with vengeance. Cont

I will never sit idly by and watch a man or woman being ridiculed. Lots of cowards out there will do nothing but watch and put up with nasty behavior. See what happens if you are an asshole around me. I’ve spoken up for men being abused by men and men abusing a woman. What cont

a coward you must be to verbally abuse and disrespect especially a woman at a poker table. If you have that much hostility let’s get in a ring and see what you’ve got. 🥷🥊🥊 One man & one coward enter. One man leaves. “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you”.

A little assistance from “City of Brotherly Love”. Good afternoon Philadelphia. Does anyone have a connection for buying tickets to the Phillies game tonight? Grazie & have a glorious Saturday. 🐥

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