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Frank Conniff

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Writer, Comedian, TV's Frank | Author of 11 Books
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Look, don't make such a big deal about everything Trump posts on social media. You shouldn't read too much into it. He only says this stuff because he's a fucking moron who's going to get us all killed, so just calm down.

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Uncommon photo of Desi Arnaz, Groucho, and Bert Lahr rehearsing for a performance along the Hollywood Victory Caravan in the spring of 1942. I can just imagine Groucho saying, "Alright, Arnaz - Cut out the racquet!"

Uncommon photo of Desi Arnaz, Groucho, and Bert Lahr rehearsing for a performance along the Hollywood Victory Caravan in the spring of 1942. I can just imagine Groucho saying, "Alright, Arnaz - Cut out the racquet!"
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SUMMER OF BLOOD filmmaker Onur Tukel will publish his debut novel, RUN WEREWOLF RUN, on June 24. It's inspired by AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON and THE HOWLING as well as the literary works of Richard Yates, John Updike, and John Cheever.

SUMMER OF BLOOD filmmaker <a href="/simian_nation/">Onur Tukel</a> will publish his debut novel, RUN WEREWOLF RUN, on June 24.

It's inspired by AN AMERICAN WEREWOLF IN LONDON and THE HOWLING as well as the literary works of Richard Yates, John Updike, and John Cheever.
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Republicans are the main problem, but that doesn't mean the 35 Democrats who joined their GOP colleagues in voting against a major climate change bill shouldn't go fuck themselves.

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If watching a film with Alcatraz in the title inspired Trump to take action on Alcatraz, I hope he next watches Suicide Squad.

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ANDOR, if it really reflected the world we live in: Mon Mothma: "Many of my senate colleagues are telling me privately they oppose the Ghorman genocide. Let's hope they come around and speak up at some point. No rush." Smash cut to closing credits.

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Hey everyone, my friend Onur Tukel Onur Tukel has a new novel coming soon. He is a terrific storyteller so I know it's going to be really good. Check it out!

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If they're going to make the Pope someone from Chicago, my first choice would have been Svengoolie, but this Leo guy seems like he might be okay.

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From the lowest rungs of society to the highest corridors of power, there is not a single human on the planet earth who doesn't think J.D. Vance is a fucking douchebag.

From the lowest rungs of society to the highest corridors of power, there is not a single human on the planet earth who doesn't think J.D. Vance is a fucking douchebag.