Woz soos warm on ve beach today i needs ice cweam, least that’s wot I told mum.

Happy birfday to meee and de legend that is my bro Jeff the Prick MBE 🏴‍☠ Lord Chief Woofstice Jeff the prick. The world is a (usually) betterest place wiv us in it mum sez.

I mets up wiv my mates todays, vey is both called Monty - twicky wen the hoomums did a call out to us. We haves de bestest times. I wood hav liked you there to bruv Jeff the Prick MBE 🏴‍☠ Lord Chief Woofstice