A hotdog tastes 10x better when a bitch ain’t in yo ear talking bout how unhealthy and nasty it is #fax

Why do ppl like hey dudes those shits are so fucking ugly

Bruh if you don’t know how to whisper in class just shut the fuck up, all you gotta do is stop talking for an hour bro.

Just told this girl these flowers smell like shit, to that she replied my pastor gave them to me at my grandfathers funeral. That’s cold.

GREEN FN ✅

Girls need to delete Snapchat after getting a spray tan.

If one of your hoes going to a date party tn she is definitely get porked.

NBA YOUNGBLOOD

ONE MORE FOR GOOD MEASURE

One the hoes start getting short with you that’s when you know that ain’t yo hoe no mo

One of the best days of the year, get to see everybody’s moms. #milf

Yall ever tell yalls roommate that yall have seen a video before just so you don’t have to watch it because you know it’s not funny

One of my biggest pet peeves is, if you call me and I don’t answer and I call back immediately after and you don’t answer fuck you.

Yall think if we got to war love island is cancelled?!?! 😔

Our new president is pretty much named Peter Millar.

Two things you’ll never escape seeing on instagram during the summer: 1. Study abroad pictures. 2. DC summer intern stories.

🎵damn we getting hella tipsy, I feel like shaboozey🎵