Did you know when a guy has sex with a girl that his DNA goes into her bones?

NYC mayoral candidate Curtis Sliwa meeting Richard Nixon in 1971:

That's really weird

Waingro and Trey Wingo

pretzel looks like shit

do women like men who buy their pants at home depot?

this is our oracle of delphi

finally getting some ads i can relate to

important

If I lived in Jar Jar’s underwater globe city, I would smoke weed inside one of the globes and never leave.

important 👇👇👇

you blew up their airport

grok is this true

you don’t need to bring your dog to the grocery store

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what

trying to get my 10th grade english class of inner city gang members and dangerous loners to care about the world series by explaining that the dodgers are like kendrick lamar and the blue jays are drake. i’m immediately pelted with rocks and slip into a permanent coma

this is the fair compromise. he can have the peace prize but only if it’s for doing the covid vaccine