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Why in the gammon does a middle aged white man try to hopelessly flirt with a cashier half his age during a busy spell meaning me (lazy) has to go on till. Why can’t people do shopping without having to act a bell

Wonder where our cowardly PM will be instead?

Can guarantee there’s atleast 5 chavvys I went school with who rock the “university of life” on their socials

Vlad. Mate. It makes your desk look really small. Like you work at a Thomas Cook in Sittingbourne.

Hang on a minute Rishi lad...

Why does her blog look like a year 8 i.t project Lool

BREAKING: The economy is doing so well that UNICEF will feed children in the UK for the first time in history x

Just Mick Lynch telling it like is. Brilliant stuff. RMT

my man's dual wielding watches

Cheers lastminute.com for cancelling my flight then charging me £100 out of my refund lol. #bellends

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Anyone who has seen Gboyega Odubanjo since 26th Aug please get in touch with Northamptonshire Police on 101, quoting ref MPD1/2619/23. He’s been missing since Shambala. More details below

Danny fryer right there

Delighted to see that Reform are fielding Terry Tibbs in my local area.

Baskets of orphan baby kangaroos in their pillow case pouches enjoying the morning sun.

That era when you dropped ya phone and the battery flew out was just crazy