Don’t think I’ll bother switching the captaincy from Hakimi. The sensible choice so no doubt everyone did the same. #CWCFantasy

I think I read somewhere that Rod Stewart is a big football fan. Does anyone know who he supports though? 🤔 #Glastonbury2025

Oh Man City. Never stop being you. 😆

“The oasis tour starts this week mate, keep your head down and don’t tweet anything silly” Liam Gallagher:

Best Norwegian striker the Premier League has ever seen. Don’t @ me.

Full body PET scan done. Not easy, but not the worst thing. I’m now “radioactive” for a bit and have to piss sitting down. I also have to piss for 12 hours and then wash my hands for 12 hours so that’s a whole day wasted…

Fashion advice please. Fly Jr insists on going to school in white socks with his black school trousers (think Billie Jean-era Michael Jackson). I’m also seeing an increasing number of adults who should know better wearing shorts with pulled up white tube sock. Is this “cool”?

Such sad news. There’s not many players who leave Wolves that I genuinely wish well to go on to achieve bigger and better things. He honestly helped establish Wolves as a Premier League force. RIP Little Wolf 🐺🇵🇹

The luck I’m having at the moment, FPL will launch when I’m under general anaesthetic on Tuesday morning.

18pts from 3 players overnight in #CWCFantasy

Hello, is this the reveal you’re looking for? ☎️

Liverpool have really evolved into a classy club since the start of last season.