Another tough challenge for us but the Bandicoots will bounce back. Player coach fplRyan has lost all faith in his playing ability benching himself. Filip Hahrs and FPL Polarbear creating a Nordic vibe up top. The tank of a yank Tod Modisette in sticks Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

Everyone at Cash Bandicoot is desperate to turn this around and show everyone that we belong in the division. RUBAN takes responsibility in goal. Runsi 🇮🇸 and FPL_KLOPP get another chance to take us off the bottom. Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

A much needed 1-0 victory last week. Need to keep the motor running and drive into one more good team performance. Another safe hands swede in goal today FPL Krafftwerk and a tried and tested partnership in Andy 🗣 and nmsidique will be our preffered combo. Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

Our own Andy 🗣 bossing it down under. 🇦🇺

Desperate to get a win this weekend against 3rd place. FPL Polarbear and RUBAN are faced with a tough task to bring some goals to the team. The ever reliable Tod Modisette takes the gloves. Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

Now or never for Cash Bandicoot. We’ve had to go for it with a very attacking formation. Filip Hahrs and Abinash🇮🇳⚽ have to put away their chances and hope RUBAN can keep them at bay at the other end. Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

A tough end to the domestic season. We were up against it from the off when an admin error resulted in a points deduction. We didn’t recover and after promotion last season head straight back where we came from. Cup success is still a possibility. Up the coots 💪

Today we can confirm that long time servant Abinash🇮🇳⚽ has left the club. He has been a massive part of the Bandicoots journey and we wish him all the best!

🚨 BREAKING: nmsidique has penned a new deal with Cash Bandicoot! 💰 When questioned by the press, he simply said: "Eles precisam cumprir a promessa de um pastel de nata por gol. Estou muito feliz." 🇵🇹😁

🚨 Contract Extension 🚨 FPL Polarbear signs a one-year extension with the Cash Bandicoots! 🇳🇴🐻‍❄️ When asked for comment, the Norwegian simply said: "Jeg liker bare båter veldig godt." ⛵#sklw

🚨 BREAKING: Saugat Bhattarai has committed his future to the club by signing a contract extension! 🇳🇵✍️ In a surprise move, he’s relocated from Nepal to Sweden just to share lifts to training with Filip Hahrs 🚗💨 Carpooling greatness. #ContractExtension #SKLW

🚨 BREAKING: FPL_KLOPP has signed a contract extension with Cash Bandicoots! 📝 The Cape Town crusader is back for more, aiming to lead his squad to top of the table once again. The gaffer says he’s buzzing to continue the journey. 🪜💰 #FPL #SKLW Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

🚨 BREAKING: Houston, we dont have a problem. - he's not going anywhere. Tod Modisette has signed a blockbuster deal to commit his future to the Cash Bandicoots! 🇺🇸👑 FPL royalty stays loyal. 👏💰 Delighted to have the King locked in. 📝👑 Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers #SKLW

⚡️The Icelandic electrician Runsi 🇮🇸 has signed a contract extension to stay loyal to the Cash Bandicoots! There was a real buzz when he entered the building for pre-season this morning — and not just from the wiring 🔌🐾 #SKLW #PoweredByRunsi Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

🚨We can confirm that an official approach for Ballon d’Or winner FPL Loc has been turned down. The club was prepared to break the bank for the Croatian, but he has rejected our terms. We’re disappointed not to land our No.1 target- recruitment efforts continue.👀 Lisa W

🎶'Hes gonna scorreee, he's our striker from Indore, Arpit Jains on fire 🔥'. 🚨 BREAKING: We are delighted that last season's top scorer @arpit23 has turned down offers from the Premier League to take the Bandicoots back to the top flight. Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

🌍 Cash Bandicoots are recruiting! We're on the hunt for our next player — and we're looking somewhere very off the beaten path. 🕵️‍♂️ If you're repping a flag most people have to Google, we want to hear from you. The more obscure the better. 📩 Get in touch Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

BREAKING: Fans favourite Andy 🗣 has just signed a new contract with the Cash Bandicoots from Down Under! 🇦🇺💥 The Aussie resident has given the squad a major boost and will make the long flight to Burnham on Sea to join the pre season tour. Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

🪄 The Malaysia Magician RUBAN has penned a new deal with the Coots! Another chapter begins—watch this space. More deals to come Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers

🚨We've welcomed several trialists this week, and we're delighted to confirm the signing of Mozambique international Nadir Karimo after impressing in training.🙌 This concludes our transfer business and means we have players competing from 14 different countries. Strikers Keepers Losers Weepers