Repeat: we have a new mutation of the heatmap meme

These people don't believe in excellence. They would have us live in primitive communal tribes

He looks so happy

I hate how true this is and learned it at my first job. Most people judge how much you appear to be working more than your actual work. Easily half of workplace success is just talking about your work.

I swear at this point Microsoft just updates to trigger nostalgia for the older releases. I remember when everyone complained about the move from 7 to 10 (no one used 8) and the move from XP to 7 (no one used 8) and I'm sure older friends remember a longer chain

The love of your life is on barq

Nah the difference matters more often than you'd think

All of these effective altruists in NYC this week. I'm watching them grow less and less autistic with each passing day through their tweets. Someone organize a field trip out to Nowadays let's put the nail in this coffin

coffee makes me work better not because i’m caffeinated but because im happy

Hot take: if you are an adult you are safe enough meeting strangers from online

Barq is great! Every time I use it I meet more cool people

This right here is a prime example of someone who should never be given even a sniff of power

Git good or cry more little baby. No one owes you free work. Yes I will go to the website for hosting code and complain people give me code. DERANGED

Many women are grossed out and do not understand how male sex drive works