QAnon Queen, Judge Aileen I -Will-Die-For- That - Man Cannon, plucked by “the luck-a’- the - draw my ass” - plans, “Deny! Delay! Obstruct! Let it die! I was born to save this man!” Her post trial plans? “Fly to YOURANUS with my King Johnny Donnie!”

TRUMP HOLDS JC VICTIM RALLY. “I, like JC, will die on the cross. 47 charges; rape, espionage, embezzlement, tax fraud, witness intimidation, paying Stormy while Mel was pregnant. I and JC will die for you! Send $50 immediately to “MY- JC – STAY - OUT - OF -JAIL campaign fund.”

BREAKING WIND: Mitch Mc Connell stood before cameras in his natural state of mortality, asking to be escorted back to his crypt. He was given a warm glass of fresh blood from the neck of an intern and returned to the news conference.

BREAKING WIND: As it attempts to sound and run, Captain Jack Smith impales his harpoon deep into the fat and blubber of the GREAT WHITE WHALE. The water is turning red.

BREAKING WIND: AMA: “Wards overloaded! Suicide Hot - Lines in - Trump Psychosis Syndrome or - TPS. ‘HE’S TWEETING IN MY CLOSET! 'He’s on my truck, starting it up!’  A church group - Tulsa to DC, ‘He’s forcing us! He’s everywhere!’.  TPS is destroying USA!”

Fascist Republican Playbook

BREAKING WIND: Failed President, Don “Adolph” Trump replaced throwing MAGA hats at weeping Evangelicals with life - sized German Lugers made of faux dark chocolate. Some in crowd - who eat the guns - were hospitalized immediately with violent diarrhea. Grounds workers strike!

Republicans don’t “Think”, because they don’t need to… They think. And, it’s because they don’t “think” or feel they need to “think”. It makes them a floating cement - heads, one force, like an iceberg that has broken free of a Glacier, a massive juggernaut that floats.

BREAKING WIND: Prisoners across US seek new trials. Lawyers looking at insanity defense for all violent prisoners who read “Romeo And Juliet”, claiming it caused sex crimes and murders. No comment from Governor Ron “The Throat Slitter” DeSantos.

BREAKING WIND: Hollywood’s ears pricked by Repub mud - slop debate. Studio heads say “ANIMAL HOUSE 2”, cast gop FOX debate, feces throwing fascist audience, slapping each other, screaming hoots at acrobatic clowns on stage. Chris “Crispy” Christie to reprise Balushi roll.

BREAKING WIND: Jimmy “I-Like-To- Watch-The Shower-boys” Jordon’s “Why Everyone Must Vote Democratic in 2024” inquiry into Merrick Garland’s pristine DOJ record, stick apples in mouths of Republicans, prepping the roasting spit Luau for American Public.

BREAKING WIND: Post fecese debate, all jumped heated Reagan Library Swimming pool - naked! Nikki Haley, oh- natural, ducked under Pence to check if he was hung, came up shaking head - “Nope”. Chris Crispy’s cannon ball drained pool, finding Vivisect holding De Santis’ balls.

BREAKING WIND: Donald “Poltergeist” Trump to crowd - “Raise children to Lie”!  “Rape is power!”. “Cheat”! “Insurrections work!” - “Kill Democracy.” “Praise murderess dictators” Also – “Bludgeon 82 year – old men with a hammers… for a good laugh!” Crowd screamed with joy.

BREAKING WIND: A tearful Jenna Ellis gives remorseful confession statement that she was innocent and - the devil made her do it!

BREAKING WIND: Repubs thrilled: “Loved Vivisect Rama Salami’s slurs. Nimrata Nicki Randawa Haley is so normal, except for her mouth, not a psycho nut - job. I mean, Kristi shut down the GW Bridge. De Santos would slaughter immigrants at the boarder! Nicki is our normal gal.”

Listen and learn: open.spotify.com/show/6MtDqyk16…

BREAKING WIND: Trump finds his inner Howard Beale, showing up at rally in PJ’s mumbling “I’m mad as hell and I’m not going to take this anymore!”

Mar a Lardo Fats CONVICTED in his OWN HOME TOWN!

l BREAKING WIND: GOP- “According to SCOTUS ruling - Biden only has until January to legally send in Seal Team Six to take out his opponent!”

How rancid, ignorant, obtuse and vicious seems this dying GOP - assuming we would all bend and kiss their cheap plastic crucifix.