He’s one of our employees and even we think this is a terrible idea. 🤔

CONGRATULATIONS 🙌 Sharks superstar Nicho Hynes takes out the 2024 Daly M award.

🚨Breaking: Former Tigers coach ARRESTED by NSW police. 🤯👮‍♂️🐯🎙️

This would never have happened if Alan Jones didn’t quit the Wallabies to coach rugby league” Peter Fitz goes WHACK 🥊

💥Breaking: Paul Kent and Virat Kohli get into altercation outside Newtown Pub. Witnesses have reported that words were exchanged between the pair but no physical contact was made. Even though they did both try.

EXCLUSIVE: Roosters supremo Nick Politis revealed to be interested party in Gladiator’s Rabbitohs share. 🤔💰🐇 “I’ll move em to Adelaide and take their junior base for the Roosters once and for all”.

Can the Tigers hold onto young SUPERSTAR and big headache for Gus Gould headlines star-studded list of NRL’s future free agents... 💸 2027 OFF-CONTRACT CLASS 👉 bit.ly/3PqJet1

Newcastle Knights quietly remove their offer for Dylan Brown after watching Melbourne Storm DEMOLITION. 🫣❌

💥BREAKING: Gordon Tallis demoted from NRL ‘legend’ to ‘icon’. 👎🤔

Breaking: Manly leadership group headed by Luke Brooks approach Anthony Seibold to drop Daly Cherry-Evans 💥😮❌

BREAKING: NRL boss admits it has got it WRONG regarding SIN BIN crackdown. ❌🤦🙌 “It was only meant to counteract the loss of Jared Waerea-Hargreaves”

Gus Gould plans to use State of Origin speech to try and sign Payne Haas for Bulldogs.

💥Breaking: Titans consider dumping Des Hasler for Ange Postecoglou. “I always win things in my 2nd season” 🏆😳

BREAKING: Lachlan Galvin. That’s all, that’s the tweet. We don’t actually have any news. 💥🏆🙌

Look away parked car fans! 🚫 If you parked your car around Leichhardt on Thursday evening your car has been potentially been ruled out for 2-4 weeks.

🚨BREAKING: #NRL360 rocked by James Hooper AXING. Depth to be tested as Paul Crawley called into starting side. Team List Tuesday: bit.ly/3vi8Eju

Look away Dargons fans… In what is seen as selfless sacrifice for Fox Sports commentary fans everywhere, Shane Flanagan will be staying on at Kogarah and not sniffing around for a job with us next year.

💥Breaking: The Walker brothers have been linked as a possible replacement for new Titans coach Josh Hannay when he scapegoated for their 2026 wooden spoon. 🤔

On behalf of the other parody NRL journalism content creators, calm down mate. You’ll give us a bad name.