Proof that I can still squeeze under the gate; I swear it's getting lower!

It’s flat fuck Friday baby !!!

NOOOOO!!!!!!!! Now a lizard 🦎!!!! The cat flap has to stay shut now. Lizard is under the washing machine.😳

The ritual is now complete.

Finally you come to serve my food. Now that I have begun to die

Good Morning & welcome to marvellous marmalade Monday Don't worry about tomorrow today. Today is in front of you and wants your attention. #cats #cats #Cat #CatsOnTwitter #CatsOfTwitter

My mummy may or may not have just caught me coming out of a room licking my lips where she may or may not have accidentally left the lid off the dried food tin after lunch. I’m saying nothing. #FreeThePickleOne

Big stretch

Stop it right now. That woman is not Kate Middleton #RoyalAnnouncement #KateGate #KateMiddleton

“these Kate Middleton pics will silence internet critics” I don’t think u understand how badly you’ve fucked this. there are now people on the internet who could SHAKE HER HAND and still claim she’s four cats in a wig

This show would be 1000% better if it focused more on the Spencer boys and their banter #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke

Steffy's about to bring out the old tyre iron #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke

They can have actual flashbacks, because neither of them have lost their heads #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke

Hahaha Steffy was overpowered by Sheila. She's nothing without her tyre iron #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke

Finally Steffy speaks the truth: She is not your grand daughter, its true because Kelly is Bill's #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke

I’m too relaxed for Tuesday. My playlist is ready. I feel like a lack of my usual nerves could be not-so-good 🤷‍♀️ PS playing songs that tell stories 7-9 am Wednesday 2RRR 88.5FM And the stories behind the songs 👏🏻 #OhBrookeOhTaylorOhBrooke