The AFTG tv show but every character is played by Noah Centineo, including Allison Reynolds.

A sneak preview of the foxes’ official uniform!

Taking inspiration from the groundbreaking Cats (2019), characters in the Foxhole Court adaptation will be portrayed by anthropomorphic animated foxes.

Update: following a sensitivity training course, the following change will be made to The Foxhole Court adaptation: “Allison Jamaica Reynolds” will now be “Allison America Reynolds.”

Due to budgeting issues, Aaron will now be played by a cardboard cut-out.

They won’t answer our calls. ☹️

The Foxhole Court adaptation will be rated PG-13. Fun for all the family!

The Foxhole Court adaptation will be filmed and set exclusively in Canada! Palmetto will be replaced by Palmetteaux, while West Virginia will become Le Vierge D’Ouest.

🚨 CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT 🚨

Neil Josten casting announcement: A search is underway for a raccoon with sufficient dexterity to hold an exy racquet.

CASTING ANNOUNCEMENT! We are delighted to announce that SCARLET JOHANSSON will be joining the Foxhole cast as RIKO MORIYAMA

Focus groups suggest that the name “Neil” is unappealing. From now on, the protagonist of The Foxhole Court adaptation will be called “B’loody Mary Smith.”

WARDROBE UPDATE: The USC Trojans will be dressed as Roman centurions at all times while on screen. Possibly shirtless ones.

We can confirm that the actors cast for Andrew and Aaron are both six feet tall, however, we shall be employing the techniques used on the hobbits in lord of the rings to accurately represent the characters’ heights. Kevin Day, for example, will stand on a box during his scenes.

the actors in question

Call us back, Jason ☹️

Update: the Foxhole Court adaptation soundtrack will be written and performed entirely and exclusively by Evanescence.