they should send the Epstein list to everyone's phones like that U2 album

how it feels telling everyone that Stevie Nicks and Lindsey Buckingham are tweeting Frozen Love lyrics in their own handwriting

Real recognizes real

Dear Lord, Please grant me the capacity to walk away from bad decisions the way my dog summarily rebukes the Roomba. Amen.

Some will get it! Hmm 😒 🤔?¿

He also played my favorite character on “The Resident.” Ouch, this one hits hard.

Am I fluent in Italian? Not even close. Am I having fun learning? Definitely yes.

You guys! The robot bunnies are coming to save us! palmbeachpost.com/story/news/202…

I’ve always been in a big rush to do everything. Always had milestones I needed to hit at specific times for whatever reason. Sometimes it happened, sometimes it didn’t. Every so often, an evangelical Christian friend reminds me that God’s timing is perfect and to be still and

Shout-out to weighted blankets. Whoever invented them, thank you.

Fabulous letter from the great Deborah Moggach in today’s Times.

CHARLES ENTERTAINMENT CHEESE, YOU HAVE GOT A LOT OF EXPLAINING TO DO.

I grew up hating my freckles and now I’m seeing people get them tattooed on their faces. Bizarre.

appreciate this month’s Washingtonian for tackling my two favorite questions — where to get a good burger, and the fate of the immortal soul

I was in the produce section this afternoon and a package of tomatoes said "certified organic by Clemson University." I started thinking of a Dabo Swinney joke and PLEASE GOD LET COLLEGE FOOTBALL COME BACK AS SOON AS HUMANLY POSSIBLE. I'M ASSIGNING RIVALRY HUMOR TO TOMATOES.

My golden doodle, Emmylou, is best friends with a mutt named Talulah and a hound dog named Banana Puddin’. #SouthernLiving

And see my good friend Bryce Gruber ? HECK YES!

ALL RIGHT, PEOPLE, MARK YOUR CALENDARS: TALLAHASSEE GREEK FESTIVAL OCTOBER 24-25. GOVERN YOURSELVES ACCORDINGLY.

In my 20’s: We’re all wearing matching velour track suits to the party! In my 30’s: We’re all wearing athleisure to the party! In my 40’s: We’re all wearing muumuus to the party!

This dude contains multitudes.