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F O T O G R A F I E

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calendar_today17-08-2008 01:28:54

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19yo Jon [eyeing dinner]: i had burger king for lunch. i didn’t think to mention that bc what’re the chances of YOU cooking me a burger? #veganMom

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Ukrainian woman to a Russian soldier, "Take these seeds and put them in your pockets, so at least sunflowers [the Ukrainian national flower] will grow when you all lie down here." The "Sunflower Lady" will be a pop culture icon in history books. #Ukraine

Ukrainian woman to a Russian soldier, "Take these seeds and put them in your pockets, so at least sunflowers [the Ukrainian national flower] will grow when you all lie down here."

The "Sunflower Lady" will be a pop culture icon in history books. #Ukraine
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Nuclear weapons are weapons of evil. When a leader of a country is promoting a nuclear response, it is up to the people of that country to remove that leader by any means necessary. When a leader holds life on earth hostage with nuclear threats, they forfeit their leadership.

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21yo Lexi: the thing is, you don’t really HAVE wrinkles bc most of the time you’re just in resting bitch face, like [turns to me with flat stare, no smile]

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Me: Why is it that building IKEA furniture with your kid is bonding but building it with your spouse makes you hate each other? 23y-o Jon: Well, I think it depends on which parent you are, & which kid you are building with.

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22-y-o-Lex: you really outdid yourself! usually when you cook Asian, it’s meh. Me: or you are just being nice bc you know i’m tired. Lex: no. since when have i ever shown you mercy?

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[driving, give phone 2 passenger] Me: reply to MaryBeth’s email, give her my phone number. 16-y-o Lexi: ok. oh. wait. WHAT? idk how to EMAIL

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Lexi: I don't want to play April Fool's on you bc my wisdom teeth just came out & you are in full-on Mom Mode. I don't want to terrify you.

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watching a movie w/baby girl who turns 17 this weekend. popcorn maker broken, so i gave it the ol’ #KKG house duty college try #MomWin #yum