We are proud to announce our new book, How to Take Over a City (City of Foster City)! You better buy it at a store near you this winter!

i thought former members of congress weren’t supposed to be silly geese 🪿🤷‍♀️

enjoy that power outage foster city! geese r superior because we don’t need electricity

Yo Alex Melendrez 🥑 🥥, we heard YIMBY Homecoming was fun… just wait until GIMBY Homecoming. 😤🪿😤 HONKING IN COMPETITION, THE GEESE

Just your daily reminder that geese are superior to humans 🪿

HONK!

just a reminder that the british eat geese! absolute monsters those brits!

Do you remember when the GEESE joined X? I do! #MyXAnniversary

THE FAKE NEWS IS LYING TO YOU! They are not showing you the TRUTH!!! The fact of the matter is that GEESE played a HUGE role in making President Biden and Xi Jinping BESTIES! Here’s the proof! 🪿🇺🇸🪿🇨🇳🪿

ha get recked turkeys 😤

The geese are so grateful to be not be the birds of choice today!

Doing the things that matter.

Congrats to James Coleman for becoming mayor! HONK, The Geese

What if the Geese held a twitter space? Thoughts?

omg san mateo did the unthinkable and elected a mayor without drama or silliness… so sad we thought they were silly geese 😭

From our Gaggle to yours, Happy New Year! Wishing all you silly geese’s the best 2024! HONK, The Foster City Geese

Happy Valentine’s day you filthy animals 😝!

OMG ITS OUR Meme Caucus DEBUT AHHHHHHHHHHH

HONK

Just a reminder for some… City of Foster City