OK can we all admit this headline is perfect

Did I lie?

This could have been Trump but 1/3 of the country is as dumb as a box of rocks and another 1/3 didn't bother to vote

100% THIS

Wow! 😳

I love this for them.

Yall stabbed that nice old white man in the back and now we're all going to die

Tweet. Of. The. Year.

Florida Democratic Party Congratulates David Hogg, New Vice Chair Of The Democratic National Committee floridadems.org/2025/02/01/140… via Florida Democrats

The Internet is forever.

lol Russian bot thinking that celebrating Trump’s, Vance’s, and other Russian bot’s sexual adventures is “hating.”

Barack deserves it TrXmp doesn’t‼️ Please RETWEET‼️

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Democrats don't have a "messaging problem". And there isn't a problem with "messengers." America has a messagee problem. Too many voters want irrational unachievable fantasies, instead of steady progress we can build on year-to-year. And they'll throw away America over it.

I’ll take “things Trump posts to get people to stop talking about Jeffrey Epstein” for $100.

DONALD IS FINISHED — HE IS NO LONGER “HOT.” FIRST THE HANDS (SO TINY) AND NOW ME — GAVIN C. NEWSOM — HAVE TAKEN AWAY HIS “STEP.” MANY ARE SAYING HE CAN’T EVEN DO THE “BIG STAIRS” ON AIR FORCE ONE ANYMORE — USES THE LITTLE BABY STAIRS NOW. SAD! TOMORROW HE’S GOT HIS “MEETING” WITH

A SUCCESSFUL LIBERATION DAY! THANK YOU!

MANY PEOPLE ARE SAYING — AND I AGREE — THAT I, GAVIN C. NEWSOM (AMERICA’S FAVORITE GOVERNOR) DESERVE THE NOBEL PEACE PRIZE. WHY? BECAUSE OF THE “MOST INCREDIBLE MAPS IN THE HISTORY OF MAPPING” (EVEN COLUMBUS). THESE MAPS WILL END THE “VERY RIGGED” ELECTIONS, MAKE AMERICA GREAT

never in my life did i think i would find out about taylor swift getting engaged via ESPN notification

HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO TWEET ABOUT OUR BRAT SALE WHEN TAYLOR SWIFT LITERALLY JUST GOT ENGAGED