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Sharks after every mass extinction

Mammals after the K-Pg Extinction:

Yale just be letting anyone in nowadays

Hate that when my eyes are "closed" they are just doing this behind my eyelids 👁 👁

Contender for the greatest blown lead of all time.

Concussion recovery is long. "For a concussion of this level, you should be good in about a week." Lies.

Misbranding or paid PR, you decide 🐊 (Meme not endorsed by the Black Caiman or Purussaurus)

Paleontologists are many. Never know what I'll wake up as.

Tar (asphalt) seep across the street from La Brea Tar Pits! Geology doesn't know human boundaries.

Breaking my long Twitter silence to share that Troodon formosus is BACK. Needless to say *I'm* thrilled. cambridge.org/core/journals/…

Looook if we can keep an elephant in a zoo we can certainly keep a dinosaur in one

Look, it's not MY fault John Hammond and Jurassic World designers decided to build ground-level exhibits for large predatory theropods. An in-ground exhibit with vertical walls easily fixes all of their problems. I have the vision.

Flattered to be tagged, Adé! You're going places and those places are Paleo 🦴

The Duality of Heron

Waiting for my code to run