PRETTY BOY IS BACK.

on milf patrol

you want me dead? that’s hot.

Can I at least read the book first?

Is that new guard 𝑠𝑡𝑖𝑙𝑙 talking?

⠀ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀⠀⠀⠀ IF YOU EVER SEE ME ⠀⠀⠀⠀𝗙𝗜𝗚𝗛𝗧𝗜𝗡𝗚 IN A FOREST ⠀⠀⠀⠀WITH A 𝗚̵𝗥̵𝗜̵𝗭̵𝗭̵𝗟̵𝗬̵ 𝗕̵𝗘̵𝗔̵𝗥̵ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀𝐇̲𝐄̲𝐋̲𝐏̲ 𝐓̲𝐇̲𝐄̲ 𝐁̲𝐄̲𝐀̲𝐑̲ .ᐟ ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀CAUSE THAT ***** ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ GONNA 𝘕𝘌𝘌𝘋 IT. ⠀ ᅠ ᅠ ⠀ ᅠ

Low-key judging the new guards.

⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝐒𝐎𝐅𝐈𝐀 𝐕𝐎𝐋𝐓𝐔𝐑𝐈 ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ 𝑺𝑺. 𝑴𝑽. 𝑨𝑼. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀ the water understands — ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀the ice does not forgive. ⠀⠀⠀⠀ ⠀⠀⠀ #𝑾𝒊𝒔𝒆𝑨𝒕𝑾𝒂𝒓

He’s around.

Where are the fun Volturi guards?

….let the fun begin!

Being a vegetarian vampire is crazy, personally.

That’s crazy. Anyway why didn’t you invite us

I don’t need to grow up. I’m 6’3”.

It’s my beautiful red eyes that’s making you act this way.

Oh my god, that was one time.

You’re just hungry from eating all those squirrels.

See, this is why no one wants to hang out with the Cullens. Such anger and hatred.

He just wanted some time alone but he notices the reader enter.