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my boy wore a condom, pulled out and he made the girl take the pill. 3 factor authentication but the girl still got pregnant ei

Generational wealth clears both of them

Your girl confidently tells you stories of where they went with her friends and everyone had someone except herself Ooh lucky boy😅😅

Us Kulambiro guys have normalized bucket night 💀💀💀

That masculine urge to completely avoid relationship until you get your life together

A new hire asked for a second monitor today. He said he needs more "screen real estate." I looked at his desk. He had a picture of his dog. He had a coffee mug. He had a stress ball. I swept them all into the trash. I said: Here is your real estate. Physical clutter creates

If his identity is protected, trust me he's white.

New clip from ‘AVATAR: FIRE & ASH’ In theaters on December 19.

I have like 5 developers I have been working with for like 5 years, 2 Nigerians, an Indian, a Parkistan and one from USA. We met online, never physically met each other but I can never ask for any engineering team than this. Very dedicated, funny and LOYAL! We have created

Bambi ka nyabbo🥲, Men🙌

Last month my intern asked for help with a Kubernetes error. He was stuck on a YAML file. He looked desperate. I make $275,000 a year. I haven't written a line of code since 2017. I don't even know what a "pod" is. But I didn't tell him that. I leaned back in my Herman

🚨🌕 Diego Simeone: “I have no idea how Raphinha did not win the Ballon d'Or”. “He is an incredible player. He can play everywhere. As a winger, as a midfielder, as a striker, or even as a wing back." “He can score, he can create, he presses and runs. I love Raphinha’”.

LET'S PRAY Dear God, thank You for Your love and care. You alone know the plans You have for us; they are not for destruction but prosperity. We pray that You restore all that we lost and may all Your plans come to pass. Amen

It is 9:30 PM. My phone just buzzed. PagerDuty alert. Critical Severity. The Europe servers are throwing 500 errors. My Lead Engineer is calling me. He needs "Executive approval" to flush the database. I looked at the phone. I didn't answer. I put it on the wireless

good morning my beautiful people 🙏hope your well mbadde nsaba ku buyambi bwammwe 😒

Ku Tiktok kigaanye okomyeewo wano otetenkanye 😂😂🙌

JUST IN: Brig Gen Richard Tukachungurwa has been appointed as the new head of the General Court Martial. #MonitorUpdates

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🚨 FIFA confirm clubs must release players for the AFCON by Monday, 15 December — as FIFA will mediate to resolve disputes.

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