Somewhat proud of this one.

What new game that’s not about politics are you most excited for at E3?

Tom Clancy is the most prolific video game designer of all time.

Going to prepare an entire GDC talk about what’s happening here.

The only answer here is for the Among Us devs to put an entire Fortnite mode in Among Us.

Gonna turn all possible Wordle outcomes into NFTs and profit so hard. ⬜🟨🟨⬜🟩 🟩🟩🟩🟩🟩

Praying to Shuhei Yoshida that the PlayStation car comes with my PS Plus subscription.

Preordering lootbox NFTs is my kink.

Total transparency, I also have two secret companies that have quietly been making donations to shadowy organizations in an effort to reboot Seaman.

My GDC talk “The Art of Apologizing for NFTs” has been cancelled.

Nothing less than heroic.

If Square Enix is having a fire sale we’re down to acquire Bubble Bobble and greenlight a gritty origin story.

What a heroic effort to make a cool logo out of a studio called Creative Business Unit III.

Tonight’s ‘Stadia Fan Meetup’ at the downtown Arby’s has been cancelled.

Probably my favorite game forum post of all time.

Get ready for hilarious April Fools’ pranks that had to be run through marketing and legal departments six months ago.