happy early valentines day, send these to your speech and debate crush

twins that do duo are gonna be unstoppable this year huh

logged on to watch my HI round and my pieces video quality sucks ass compared to everyone else and my background is uglier than everyones

my competitors pieces filmed in well lit, quiet rooms on their 13” Macbook Pro vs my piece recorded on my overheating iphone 7 stacked on a pile of books in my apartments living room during the one hour i was home alone with every city noise audible in the background

debaters be like “i got a spot” then take you here

you offend one minority and here come all their friends 🙄 ok pack it up speech team

i have a joke about respecting women but debaters wont get it :/

drinking coffee first thing in the morning so i can destroy a public toilet and remember what its like to go to a tournament ❤️

i lost three followers after tweeting this i’m sorry ur bowel movements are weak 😎

I missed public speaking so much what am I gonna do when I’m an adult who can’t just demand a whole rooms attention at least once a week... stand up comedy?

I ain’t ever seen two cishet white guy debate partners who aren’t toxic and sexist. Always one of them gotta be misogynistic.

the next stimulus package will be a prose trophy for second place

let kids believe in santa, you still believe you deserved that 1

Biden is the judge who talks about how he loves theory and everything kritikal and is okay with speed but then drops you because you spoke faster than conversational speed and gives you 25 speaks for not wearing a jacket

this is how kids in duo be standing

this sounds like a poi lol