yes, the GOATs

Plane doesn’t land for another hour and a half, I’m so bored.

I’m home!

Been a long day. Turning in for bed soon.

End of the week. Happy Friday, everyone! 📸 unknown credit

Late night drive.

Came for drinks but I’m getting dinner and a show? 😂

Wow. My mouth is watering. Not featured is the piece Hannibal burned while looking at me. Let this be a lesson to you, pay attention to your food first and your guests second.

My dad Will

Accidentally snapped this photo seconds before I took a tumble. Why is it kind of pretty? 😂😂

When I'm watching Wallace and Gromit and they're mean to Gromit

Good morning. Treating myself to a (much needed) wake-and-bake before I take my ass to Urgent Care.

Found an old photo, one of my students made this for me a few days before halloween. I had a laugh when I realized the clock wasn’t drawn correctly.

I’m fucking going to bed. Goodnight.

Where the fuck am I

Sometimes I forget why exactly I even wanted to teach in the first place. Time for bed!

This isn’t funny guys, I’m not laughing.

On my way to work. Lesson plans are a video on blood spatter so I can sleep for an hour before giving my lecture.

Selfie?