STATE not particularly fond of "easy rhetorical" jab at Obama's "pink line."

STATE: List of complicated, difficult things: snow, Syria, other things.

JOURNO: Are we no longer interested in punishing Assad for violent crackdowns, or did we all just get bored and move on?

Indian Reporter: Why don't you do everything the Indian Government wants? NERDHULK: *one long groan*

JOURNO: Is it reasonable to be put in prison for a Youtube parody video? I mean, it sounds great but as a law? STATE: Ask the UAE.

JOURNO: Get off the UAE's dick. STATE: We will do no such thing.

CATLADY: does anyone even know what has become of the embassy buildings in Damascus? The U.S. embassy? STATE: I dunno.

NERDHULK: maybe State shouldn't "sniff at" the assessments of a former Saudi intelligence chief. HULK QUIP.

STATE claims no association with George Clooney, though Victoria Nuland lives a pretty rich life. Seriously.

Late to the party today, but, uh, did nobody tell Harf that -- well, you know? She's on-camera.

NERDHULK feigning ignorance re: Diplomatic vs. Consular immunity. Don't fall for it, Harf!

And there's the attack! NERDHULK: Was Indian diplomat strip-searched? STATE: I do not know the facts in full. I have heard stuff. Can't say.

HARF is rattled, JOURNO piling on re: State's apparent disinterest in knowing if diplomat was strip searched.

INDIA stripping access from US DIPLOs. Demanding full apology for US treatment of the visa-frauding Indian diplomat.

STATE confirms Diplomatic Security was arresting authority. Pushes (potential) blame to US Marshall procedures, who managed intake.

STATE spending report: over $600,000 on Facebook fans. Putting "best foot forward" overseas.

STATE: Dennis Rodman is not an official representative of the United States. At all. Not even a little.

STATE: "Take a look in the mirror," North Korea. Domestic problems of North Korea are exactly that. And not the fault of the U.S.

Some serious eye rolling going toward the young Japanese reporter. Catty journalists.

Harf having a rough one today. "Sorry I'm coughing so much."