i’ve always loved that britain and america both had famous early 20th century illustrators of elaborate and whimsical machines who have both become synonymous with elaborate and whimsical machines

U Talkin' Hawk Tuah 2 Me?

just this opening sentence has made me feel violent

Listening to a podcast from 2016 and was reminded of “No puppet. You’re the puppet”.

when you’re bobby brown and you find out that vigo (the master of evil) is trying to battle your boys

Half the death toll are children and medical staff. Killing civilians in random explosions would be called “terrorism” if anyone else did it, but when it’s Israel they call it “Hezbollah pager explosions.”

*actual annoying person*: the most annoying person you know is so excited about this Normal person: cool!

Mild cheddar melts better than mature cheddar. And it tastes good too! I oppose cheese rockism. I strongly believe that every cheese works in at least one setting.

Luckily, in the UK we got rid of British Rail because their sandwiches were notoriously bad, and now the cuisine available to travellers on the UK rail network is world-class.

There’s many great directors for whom it’s embarrassing we can’t find funding but none more so than John Waters, who could surely produce a wonderful film for the cost of a filler episode of a prestige drama.

They grow up so fast x

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