If those are your parents you are about 107 years old

Softer than baby shit dude has opinions or something.

Once again, it should hurt to be this stupid

I’ve walked all over the district after dark multiple times. Maybe you are just an idiot and coward

If dude can’t communicate his thoughts in a concise and intelligent manner he has no business being in charge. Being sweaty and a shit head to your soldiers does not a leader make.

Just bought 6 pints of gelato, 6 bags of seasoned fries, and 6 boxes of garlic knots from aldi for a total of 5 dollars

Thought I bought acorn squash but it turns out the garden store had them mislabeled and now i have an Armenian squash taking over my whole garden. I blame Lions Led By Donkeys Podcast

The national mall is the safest place I’ve ever been in a major city. Heckle these jokers more for being attention seeking tool bags.

Sounds like a staff officer or staff NCO is very upset about having his “I was there” bronze star called out. It’s not even an exclusive combat award. Get over your big feels man.

It’s always just this. Just miserable fucks being mad at people having fun.

So edgy! Medals are free and a morale booster. Stop badge protecting everything

Dude had a hell of a first practice of the season.

It’s so heavy! That’s because it’s so full of mercy

Do you believe in miracles?

Took a chickens spine out for the first time

If only there was another example of a country in the last 100 years that really wanted to regulate art to be more patriotic and in line with its leaders views.

To do list: 1. Find out where James Dobson is being buried 2. Buy 8 gallons of water 3. Buy snacks for road trip 4. Do some watering

Event horizon with a budget.

Bwa ha ha ha!

Over-sized novelty hat stock about to sky rocket