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Jhon Duran this season:

They’re hyping their directors choosing Omari Kellyman again

We’ve signed like a dozen players this window alone and about 2 of them have been decent But hey Fab posted that we fancied Duran so the board absolutely know what they’re doing!!

Got interested in statistics - began trying to extrapolate the amount of minutes Mikey Moore will play tonight. First 5 Tottenham games, he played 0 minutes. This simply a line of y=0. Next 3 Tottenham games, he played 2 minutes, followed by 5, followed by 14. So simply, we

Ah Chelsea, where you get credit for players you don’t sign and players you want to sell but you don’t manage to sell.

Yes I was extremely concerned Duran would flop with Pochettino Who's entire game model revolves in feeding big strikers early, pump the ball up top and shell crosses. Lambert Icardi Kean Kane all scored between 12-24 goals but sure.

Why the fuck were we trying to sign him as a “short term” thing

1 billion

A footballing powerhouse sees him as the successor to one of their all time greats but his club dont even see him as a starter over "Sancho"

The worst team in Premier League? Clearlake's Chelsea making all the agents eat good. 12 shots, 0.9 xG on Set Pieces in 6 games. After spunking 1.2 Billion

Didier Drogba doing the “cold” celebration v Rosenborg in 2007 🥶

Deck the halls with cobham

Moore is due a 41st minute injury

a 3-0 win vs Qarabag, and we’re now 1-0 up against Ferencvaros. We’re two goals away from being Europa league top scorers.

Sébastien Gallagher killed the deal and also took away their free will to choose Duran !!

Crystal Palace 0-2 Liverpool Arsenal 3-0 Southampton Brentford 2-1 Wolves Leicester 1-2 Bournemouth Man City 4-0 Fulham West Ham 2-1 Ipswich Everton 0-0 Newcastle Aston Villa 2-1 Man Utd Chelsea 1-0 Nott'm Forest Brighton 1-2 Tottenham

Clearlake went for Guiu instead

This fanbase will eat up anything. Y'all are embarrassing. Are we just gonna pretend like we didn't agree a 40m fee well after the Gallagher-Duran swap collaped?

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Teams wanna buy Carney Teams don’t wanna buy Casadei