Everton’s punishment for 1 FFP breach will be harsher than Man City’s punishment for 115.

Rodrigo de Paul’s Dad is called Sean.

FIFA have decided, Messi will win the World Cup.

Harry Kane scores that if it’s for Spurs. He let his country down.

Riyad Mahrez never scores penalties.

Steven Gerrard is a fraud, trading off Istanbul and an FA Cup screamer.

Kvaratskhelia randomly spawned at Napoli this season.

Erling Haaland isn't a human being, he's a social experiment that was built and perfected in a lab

Asmir Begovic has been reserve keeper for every Premier League team but your own.

Belgium play Wales every International break.

Manchester City fans have decided to do a 90 minute silence for the Queen.

The Premier League is only cancelled this weekend because they know Liverpool fans won’t show any respect during the minute silence.

Sadio Mane was actually carrying Liverpool, not Mo Salah.

Erling Haaland is not human, he’s a machine.

VAR always rules in Liverpool’s favour.

No one watches Soccer AM any more.

Dharmesh Sheth and Kaveh Solhekol don’t actually have any contacts. They just repeat what David Ornstein and Fabrizio Romano say.