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In North Dakota this week, a hunter narrowly escaped death when a pocketknife in his breast pocket deflected a bullet shot by another hunter. Man, you know we have too many weapons in this country when people are getting SHOT in the KNIFE.

The Engineering is a work of art! 🤌🏼

See, no one is saying Maher doesn't still hate everything that Trump is. We're saying Trump's attempt to charm him in person are typical of his kind and irrelevant. msn.com/en-us/entertai…

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He's settin' it up! Stand by for, "Look, I felt sorry for him. He came to me begging 'like a dog' for a job and I gave him one against my best judgment."

Last Sentence of the Tweet Syndrome Rater: 4/5 They always save the "dick" comment for that last sentence. The Tourette's-inspired impulse to blurt something nasty to get attention.

Happy Mother's day, little mama. Here we are in 1964, sitting on my father's perfectly manicured dichondra. (Faded color. It was actually quite green.) Still own that house. Now it's perfectly manicured weeds.

1976. Kids just generally seemed to look more confident back then.

See, this is the type of attitude that made people want to deny her the presidency. "I'm giving you a mission?" "I want you to.." She's barking out orders to us because it's the only way she knows how to do it.

Dad, when he and the car were young in 1956. I can only assume that peer pressure at work resulted in that hat being quickly discarded. Anyway, 71 years after it was built, the heater core has finally started leaking. $500! Crappy British parts! 😇 #Jaguars

Movies used to be made by going to places with a camera

Social media is about everyone spewing their opinions. One of the funnier responses to someone doing that is a replier saying, "That's YOUR opinion." Uh, I know, I just said it. But the all-time funniest is when someone says, "That's what YOU say!" (heehee)

The party in power ALWAYS goes just a little too far. When Democrats do it, their desire to make people feel included results in some less than common sense policies regarding trans women in sports. When Republicans do it, we get stuff like this. Oh, and January 6, 2021.

Ok, notwithstanding Trump's stupid comment, is it possible that Merz said "entered?" That would make oodles more sense.

Sly Stone and Brian Wilson. Going to need a team of doctors and a mobile operating room to trail Mick Jagger wherever he goes.

The Trump administration has repeatedly indicated that court rulings do not apply to them. Checks and balances annoy them.

I have twice recently seen fathers on X, begging for donations for their kids' cancer treatments, while the rest of their timelines are angry rants against the Democrats, the party that wants their treatments to be free. I'll just never understand.

Ok, but "up to 3 years" does not seem like a remote distant future either. In fact, it's kind of quick for a country that's not "actively pursuing a nuclear weapon."

Daily Show Supercut Roasts Netanyahu for Repeatedly Claiming Iran Has Been 'Weeks Away' from Nukes for the Last 30 Years mediaite.com/media/tv/daily…

And... we have a death that resulted from this stupid military parade in D.C. A pedestrian was run over by one of the transport trucks. I'm suddenly reminded of "the fair" in A Million Ways to Die in the West.