We have some new DELISH cocktails that you probably should absolutely try. Like tonight 🍸️ + Negroni Rosita 🌹 + Apollo69 🚀 + Renny’s Cocktail ✨

Except instead of soup it's a smash burger with a side of cantina fries 🍔

Four words: Chocolate Tempura Fried Oreos. You NEED them.

Happy NYE!! What a whirlwind of a year. We are eagerly awaiting the celebration! It’s time to party 🍾 Join us tonight to welcome the new year and savor our marvelous Pear French 75, exclusively available this evening. While you’re at it, order a smash burger.

In queso trouble pray to cheesus! Chorizo Nachos are on the menu tonight! Come and get you some 🧀

FMO, tonite? You know a Galactic Toddy and a smash burger would hit just right in this coooooold weather 🥶 we're open 'til midnight!

Come lose a lil bit of that social anxiety with us for Late Night Happy Hour starting at 10p til late! We've got drink and food specials you srsly can't beat. ...or come before if you feel so inclined 😏 we open the doors at 3p.

When a thirsty otherworldly visitor with a fondness for the untamed American frontier stumbles upon a bar, what do you hand them? Behold! 🌵 - Cactus Juice (vodka, gin, cucumber, mint, lime, pickle citric)

Come thruuuu 🪩 ☁️ McNugget Mami

We’ve got some updated winter hours, my friends ❄️ We will now be closed on Mondays. The rest of the days are as shown! Cantina Karaoke, which was every Monday, will now be on Wednesdays 🎤 Let us know if you have any questions and don’t hesitate to reach out 👽

Cantina Karaoke with Danger Dani @dndkaraoke starts at 8p! 🎤 Late Night Happy Hour starts at 10p! 🍔 Open...now 😎

🚀✨ Cosmic Cantina Vibes: Elevate Your Thursday Night with an Epic Space Journey 🌌🎶 Thursdaze with McNugget Mami is goin' off tonight. See you at 9p ☁️ #cosmiccantina #djomgigi #human #spinthosebeats

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As we mentioned last week, since we're now closed on Monday's, now EVERY Wednesday you get a double dose of Cantina Karaoke with Danger Dani + Late Night Happy Hour. Unbeatable. 🎇 So bring your humanoid friends and their voice boxes, karaoke kicks off at 8p! 🎤

Thanks to Wassup Minnesota for the big big love! The tequila shishitos are no longer, but this video captures it all 🌶️ You really do need to try to the Crunchwrap Supreme though. We only serve up magic 🪄🔮 Open today from 3p to 2a!

📿 KINKY TRIVIA w/ SMITTEN KITTEN 🐈‍⬛ 💞 Join us next Tuesday for some rounds of mind-teasing questions led by the enchanting Diana from Smitten Kitten and you might win some delightful toys 😉 🏹 Food and bev specials all night long!

💓 Valentine's Specials 💓 This week we're serving up some DELISH Valentine's themed cocktails and you should probably try them. We're kicking off love week with 📿 KINKY TRIVIA tonight from 6-8p hosted by Deana of Smitten Kitten. The prizes are toys, duh.

💔 Join the Heartbreakers Club TOMORROW 💔 Wanna join the heartbreaker club? All you have to do is bring a photo of your ex. We'll do you a favor and draw a big 'ol "X" over their face and put it up on our bar. Let's turn our exes into "X"s. 3p to midnight! xoxo, FMO