Got super excited when I learned that the neighbors I can’t stand are putting their house on the market next week!

Tonight we decided to make a homemade Mexican feast! Homemade corn tortillas, tomatillo and chile de arbol salsa, and fish with a guajillo/chile/citrus sauce.

I just read this fantastic piece and all I can think about now is how much I want a damn cheesesteak! I think I’m sick in the head. mlb.com/news/featured/…

Found out today that the Reston pools have days that are adults only. Total fucking game changer!

Seems like a perfect day to sit outside and get drunk and make ribs.

This place is less than 5 minutes from where we used to live, but of course, it’s about 45 minutes from where we currently live. Cruel, cruel world. dc.eater.com/2022/7/18/2319…

defector.com/a-student-debt…

Damn, I love the first sweater day!

Richmond tomorrow! Because I always over-indulge to the point of wanting to die when I visit Richmond, I spent this weekend…over-indulging to the point where I want to die. For practice!

Last night, I got to meet one of my all-time favorite people, Phil Rosenthal. I was just a bit excited, as you can tell by this crazy look on my face.

Americans have terrible taste. Mystery solved.

Will be training up to New York for this at my earliest opportunity! foodandwine.com/roscioli-famed…

Just had dinner at the home of one of my wife’s former colleagues and literally everyone in her home was full on sick, and they didn’t remotely bother to give us a heads-up. Even before COVID, this would be rude as shit. Seriously, what the fuck is wrong with people?