Turns comments off, and puts his fingers in his ears. Poor form, Steven.

I've seen more assassinated umbrellas than people today.

It's obviously a time machine.

Told you last week. It's a time machine.

All this lad has to do to go full on Big Ron is to knob his mates bird. What a result.

Each year we dress him up, and he acts out a moment in horror history. This year is a belter.

When you wrap keepers in cotton wool...that's what happens. Soft as fuck. Should've won that.

Simon 'Chinese Betting Syndicate' Hooper.

Drove an electric bus today. Fast as fuck.

Billy the Fish stuff from Kalvin.

Quality content.

Went for a curry in Glossop tonight. Absolutely nothing to do with the tornado that hit nearby Stalybridge.

Surely that lad on #popmaster was a prank.

Carry on Threads.