Lemme buy some cecred oil cuz wtf

James Doakes really might be the greatest character ever made.

Get used to vomiting and shitting yourself to death I guess

when the random mood swing starts to make sense…

😭😭😭

waking up to pee will ruin tf out some good sleep

ITS NOT SUPPOSED TO BE HOT ITS SUPPOSED TO BE INTIMATE YOU ARE SHARING A SAFE SPACE WITH SOMEONE YOU CARE ABOUT AND ENGAGING IN EITHER HELPING EACHOTHER CLEANSE OR JUST POKING FUN AT EACHOTHER

It’s honestly really funny when this happens

stop letting people who are going to hell bother u

This is insane. He is absolutely unfit to hold this position. He needs to be removed before he kills us.

I know Harriet was going through it

Some things are so far removed from my reality that I physically cannot imagine it

Beyoncé crying in a corn field about her cheating husband while sabrina 20 feet away throwing ass on a stripper pole

Yall realize therapy doesn’t work if u lie to ur therapist

Neil deGrass Tyson: "How sad it must be believing that scientists, historians, scholars, economists, journalists would devote their entire lives to deceiving you, but a con man proven in court to be a lying felon is your beacon of truth & honesty"

Before you beef with me know i am deeply malicious to my core once upset

My mother once described this behavior as "they start seeing the grim reaper in their dreams and want to get into heaven" And honestly feels correct

Who gives a fuck about an hourglass shape these niggas be built like Humpty Dumpty. Foh next topic