I hate when people you love don’t dislike the same people as you.

I thought it hurt when my son told me not to sing in the car…and then he told me not to dance. Toddlers can be real dicks.

I need to know if there are other people watching the Supermarket Sweep channel.

Swerve’s Hou….wait.

I forgot how much I friggen love #DWTS.

I’m crying watching Ilona Maher dance to Man I Feel Like a Woman on #DWTS. Am I going to be okay?

This is now an official Ilona Maher fan page.

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I’m telling my kid this was Jake Paul in 2024.

My commercial just aired on national television. That’s insane. That’s the shortest way to put it.

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again, if National Treasure or The Mummy are on TV, I am emotionally and physically obligated to watch them.

There are no words to express the pride I have in this campaign. The vision, the scripts, the talent, the team, the creative, the client. To work with such a talented comedian, let alone a personal icon, was a dream come true. Make the Sonicare Switch!

And so it was written - ad of the week. thedrum.com/news/2024/10/0…

To the homeless man who tried to attack me in the city, I’m not sorry if I broke your face. In the future don’t grab women without their consent. This is why women pick the Bear.

And now I’m crying watching Ilona Maher dance to Dirty Dancing on #DWTS I’m not going to be okay.

I love using over/under incorrectly.

What’s an insult that may not be an insult to others but breaks your soul? I’ll go first: can’t you just be normal?

This is just the Gorignak scene from Galaxy Quest.

I’ve had one friend acknowledge today to me directly. One. One friend cares. One friend recognizes that on the one year anniversary of the deadliest attack on Jews since the holocaust, I might be feeling a certain way. Be human. Care more.

There is a beautiful instrumental version of Dan Hill's Sometimes When We Touch playing at the airport and all I can hear is Molly Shannon crushing it in Superstar.