lmfao was it suppose to turn itself in?

Me waiting at my doorstep 2 minutes after ordering Uber Eats

update: very available to do baseball podcasts now if anyone wants to do that

@Br9nn0n not a joke. The circumstances that prevented it no longer exist.

You know you miss someone, when as soon as something good happens, they're the first person you want to share it with.

So me.😂

When you wake up and have no texts from bae 😔

When you have a cute conversation with bae before bed

I be laughing at my own text before I send it like

I swear July only lasted 3 minutes

A friend who buys you food is a friend for life

When bae uploads a new selfie

I'm 106% single

August is the Sunday of summer

That awkward moment when kids younger than you have a more interesting love life.

All my life I thought air was free... until I bought a bag of chips

Tru

Me this summer