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PENDLE WITCHES-Excavated in 2011 by the local water authority:the ruins of a cottage contemporary with the Pendle Witch trials & believed by many to be Malkin Towers,the home of the Device's family.Due to Occult Tourism,it was hurriedly reburied-walled up cats & all #folkhorror

OCCULT TOURISM-The first victim of Lockdown is always the Macabre....

PAKISTAN-The annual 'Crufts for goats' has just ended and the prize for the longest most elastic ears has just been awarded-third year running!- to Sami the Kurdistan Piebald. As usual,he remains nonplussed by the whole affair.He doesn't allow it to go his head

MYRDDIN-A Welsh scarecrow in the form of the magician Merlin planted in a field of broad beans near the heavily crenellated town of Caernarfon sometime in 1845,here seen adopting a typical spell weaving pose of bewitchment on some particularly ravenous ravens

DRUIDS PALACE-Eccentric Victorian folly located deep in the Malvern Hills.Created at the height of Druid-mania at the very beginning of serious archaeological research into Stonehenge & the other supposed 'Druid Temples'.Something was in the air...and the water by the looks of it

LOOKS FAMILIAR-Modern cat with an uncanny talent for transforming itself into a Cornish Chough. It's easy to imagine such ambidextrous kitties causing widespread panic and sparking a wave of demon hunting during the political upheavals of the English Civil War

SHED-The leading avant garde artist Doris Salcedo's latest installation entitled '804 Dead Trees' is currently taking the art world by storm. Its theme is a timely one: man's uncertain relationship with the deterministic universe. A Folk Horror masterpiece

2053-A sleepy country graveyard in Ireland is the unlikely home of one of the country's most notorious vampires who was killed 470 yrs ago almost to the day. His corpse was confined to the grave for 500 years by a priest who ordered he 'cause no stir'. The 500 yrs is up in 2053

CASTLE OF FEAR- A tour around The UK's most disreputable old ruin(according to Wikipedia),a place so steeped in wickedness and suffering,no sane mind can truly comprehend...

EN VOGUE- There's no such thing as haute couture in the rural landscape. People dress just how they want when the sneering gaze of city folk isn't upon them. Country folk have nothing to prove and no one else to impress-except themselves.

THE DEVIL'S ARCHITECT-A 9ft pyramid in the graveyard of St.Anne's Church in Limehouse designed by eminent freemason and the occult apprentice of Sir Christopher Wren. It's widely believed to be the only surviving relic of his attempt to rebuild the Temple of Solomon.

LEGGY- Norway's oldest house in Norland. Still standing tall

WHERE'S MY MUMMY?-Atacama Desert mummy dating from 5000bce-2k yrs older than Stonehenge.Buried in the sand & exposed by wind disturbance,they're common sights up & down the South American continent.Museums are already full to brimming with them,so they're just left where they are

🇫🇮wEIRD FINLAND🇫🇮-I'm no means a predictor of such things,no Futorologist me,but I've got a feeling this is going to be my most popular feature EVER. We start with the Parrikala Theme Park and the 500 yoga posed statues by Veijo Rönkkönen made using real donated human teeth

GUIDE- Handy guide to all known species of Jackalope. Michigan is supposedly 'high ground' for these critters,but they can be found pretty much everywhere. All you need to see them in their full glory is a misty moonlit night and a jar of homemade Hooch(whatever that is)

FLICK PICK- The Patron Saint of Folk Horror Edward Woodward seen enjoying egg,chips,beans and the dubious delights of Black Pudding in a greasy spoon caff at the pivotal moment in the film The Appoitment(1981). From this point onwards things turn very,very nasty indeed...

POSTAGE FALKLANDS- In the 1950s,the Falkland Islands printed their own range of stamps which were only for use on domestic letters and parcels:a bit like the Balliwick of Guernsey in the present day. Their stamps frequently featured local Falklands people and sometimes penguins

NORFOLK WATCH- An ancient Norfolk milestone on the Old Cart Road to....King's Lynn,Wells,Houghton,Maffingham,Burnham and Swaffham(amongst other exotic destinations)

SWEET- Ightham Mote is Kent's most well preserved Manor house dating back to around about the time Walter Raleigh brought back to England the world's first cultivated potato. If that claim to fame wasn't enough,it also has the world's most twisty Sweet Chestnut Tree