Doesn’t Pence have to quarantine cause he was in the same room as a woman?

After conferring with my 452 children, I will end my bid for President. DO NOT vote for me. Every vote matters for local, state and federal government. #StayFly

I never got my turn to speak last night. I want my two minutes Susan Page!

Iconic and fabulous 💁‍♀️

Second day of quarantine and my doctor said, “you don’t have a spine.” Yeah, but neither does most of the GOP tho!

Pence had cancelled his events but where are my kids!? I want to see my flies!

Trying to get to the White House to throw these legs but was told that it’s a No-Fly Zone.

Just went to Debra’s picnic. Food was bland and left out all day. There was plenty of food and we only lost two friends. 5/5 stars, would recommend.

Great news!! The NFL has recognized the struggles of the FLY community and will play our national anthem before games! I’m so honored for the playing of “Stay Fly” by Three Six Mafia. Historic Day!! youtu.be/vBjzAdpZzf0

I got my Covid-19 results!! I tested Negative!

Did you guys see me on SNL? I stole the show again!

A car just hit a deer and my family couldn’t be happier!! Sunday Funday!

For the small price of a Nissan Altima front bumper, you too can feed multiple fly families for their whole life. Sharing is caring.

Got my voting ballot in the mail. I was looking forward to finding it in a ditch or dump with decomposing food and loose condoms.

I’m appalled at the term “fruit” flies! They are flies just like everyone else. There is no reason for your demeaning comments. I don’t care how many bananas they’ve swallowed or how many peaches they’ve eaten. I’m an ally to the Drosophila Melanogaster community!

I CANNOT BE STOPPED!!

Who released my sex tape!? You guys should’ve known that I was into freaky shit.

I’ll see all of you at Taco Bell! Leave me some leftovers in the trash or your car...but what’s the difference?

5,000 RT’s and I’ll doo doo on both of them.