are you a software update because not now.

#Samremiah.

I call you plenty of other things. x.com/theblondewasp_…

Oops.

|[Rolls eyes]| Solo callate.

Is it true that black people don't float due to bone density? .. That's what my uncle told me.

Go back to school. I didn't say "I don't like black people" or "I'm better than them", therefore, it wasn't racist. x.com/noaverageinmat…

I'm just gonna leave this here, for those who don't know how to use the word correctly.

||; Google/IMDb needs to get itself together.

Obviously Piper's Woman Crush Wednesday is me. *Sassy woman emoji*

When they let us ride the van.

||; Oh noo, please don't leave 😩 x.com/madrediaz/stat…

I don't usually do #WCW's, but my prison fam is gorgeous. [ @EsMaritzaPerra can't be tagged so ]

||; Is anyone even active here anymore?

Favourite person? I don't see Maritza anywhere, @WaspyInmate.

I'm everyone's favourite inmate, Piper Chapman || Parody Only. Even /yours/. What do you want?

I give the place a little spark, huh? Tell me something I don't know, Piper Chapman || Parody Only.

I'm in prison, Piper Chapman || Parody Only. Have to stay positive somehow.

I'm talented, Piper Chapman || Parody Only.