x| And I'm not talking about writing a smut sl here and there, I'm talking posting 24/7 porn gifs and videos.

x| Only just opened my eyes and already I'm annoyed.

Quietly wonders if Dionysus could make wine with his pomegranates.

Hmm. Would it be alright if he dropped some by later this evening?

Wonderful. Is there anything he would like in return?

Consider it done. He's happier than a bee in summer. “Thank you, Dio.”

「╰❁╮ᴀ ϙᴜᴇᴇɴ ᴛᴏ ᴅɪᴇ ғᴏʀ╰❁╮」

x| Lol

Enough of this mess. He's off to pester Stephan Thilo. “—What's shaking, wine lord?”

He's going to rest his head against Hades' lap and just, wait for him to finish working.

Oh please don't tell him Poseidon is truly that dense.

Tucks an orchid blossom into his curls. He's here. Watching. Judging.

Sorry, he doesn't make the rules, but he has the best husband of all.

He'd like a bath and a glass of wine.

He means every single word of it. Blows Hades a kiss. x.com/RexMortuis/sta…

x| God I need to get to replies here but first I gotta eat 🌼

༚࿐࿒ “ᴄʜᴀᴏs ᴀɴᴅ ʟᴏᴠᴇ sᴏᴍᴇᴛɪᴍᴇs sᴇᴇᴍ ʟɪᴋᴇ ᴛʜᴇ sᴀᴍᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ.” →┊ɢʀᴇᴇᴋ ᴍʏᴛʜ — ɢᴇɴᴅᴇʀʙᴇɴᴛ. →┊sʜɪᴘs ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀʀᴇs. →┊ᴍᴀᴛᴜʀᴇ ᴄᴏɴᴛᴇɴᴛ. →┊ʀᴛ?

Please. He is so tired.