My out of office is now on for the longest time since...well, since I've had to set an out of office, so 10 years.

Hoping that I've used up my allotment of bad luck for this holiday by getting stranded at Watford Junction with no trains into London 😬

Here’s a handy pledge I prepared earlier. Have a good bank holiday weekend. #NotMyKing

Trying out some local beer 🍺

More beer tasting 😋

I know this is supposed to be a pun, but it comes across as rather threatening 😂

Virgo: You may feel overwhelmed by the maddening screams of evil spirits, but your ability to get along with others will get you through to the next circle of hell.

📢Job Alert📢 MuseumofLondon is looking for a new Assistant Registrar to join our team. Working on exhibitions, acquisitions, and of course, prep for our move to a new museum. Further details/apply online: jobs.museumoflondon.org.uk/vacancy/assist… Happy to answer any qs by DM UK Registrars Group

Virgo: It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get up without learning anything from your constant failures.

Assistant Registrar role at the MuseumofLondon - closing tomorrow!

Virgo: Thanks to your punctuality, you’ll be on time for your early grave.

Hi London Northwestern Railway, can you tell me anything about the steam train currently sat at platform one at Northampton station? 😊

Hi Network Rail , think there might be a typo on the page regarding the West Coast Mainline improvements: networkrail.co.uk/running-the-ra… It says there'll be no direct service between London and North Wales - surely you mean Northampton?

Virgo: Why are you looking to the stars for answers? Your local squirrels have been trying to warn you for years about your terrible life choices.

Number of times I've typed 'museum' today: too many to count. Number of times I've typed it correctly first time: 0

Virgo: You’re often criticized for being emotionally impenetrable but thanks to the thick, mollusk-like carapace forming over your soft flesh, you’ll soon be physically impenetrable too.

I don’t want to work I just want to be kind and gentle and insanely hot and a little tipsy

Twitter just activated a setting by default for everyone that gives them the right to use your data to train grok. They never announced it. You can disable this using the web but it's hidden. You can't disable using the mobile app Direct link: x.com/settings/grok_…

Dementors on own clothes day #Olympic2024