Never in my life has a Latina slipped me her number, winked, and done it all right in front of her husband. Vroni. is gonna say I instigated this, when all I did was smile. Gonna tag BILLY as my defense

Someone’s grandma started venting to me about transit today. I told her, “Go ahead.” She said, “Thank you for listening to me.” Make someone’s day today. GMGM 💙

Just got called shameless for asking for two packs of honey at Starbucks without buying a coffee. Am I in the wrong?

Gm Gm What happened to $1 hash browns 🥴

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Fridays ❤️

Some guy at the gym asked if I got my eyebrows done. Fam… what are we doing? Lock in. 😭💀

Just got a DM from a journalist looking for a pitch. The state of AI content writing is really getting out of hand… Gm Gm 😏

Gm 😏

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Bro’s building rapport with the team, eh?

When the mistress hits you up and says she’s done with public places 💀

UFC 318 Early Prelims Bets Recap 🥋💥 So far, we’ve landed 4 bets: ✅ Ferreira by Sub ✅ Spann Under 1.5 ✅ Dulatov ITD Live Parlay: ✅ Judice + Ferreira + Spann + Crute + Dulatov (+210) Let’s keep it rolling 🔥

UFC 318 Bet Recap 💰🥊 10 bets cashed tonight! 🚨 ✅ Ferreira Sub ✅ Spann Under 1.5 ✅ Dulatov ITD ✅ Gautier KO R1 (+120) ✅ Paulo Costa ML (+190) ✅ Holloway ML (-127) ✅ Holloway by Decision ✅ Holloway/Poirier O4.5 Live Parlays: 💥 Judice + Ferreira + Spann + Crute +

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Market down, we still vibe.

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UFC Vegas 108 Bets & Picks Recap: 10 bets land tonight! 1. Rodriguez by Decision 2. Bashi by Submission 3. Live Bet: Pulyaev -133 4 & 5. Vieira/Gore O1.5 (x2) 6. Parlay: Bashi + Ribovics + Vallejos (+100) 7. Duncan/Rebecki O1.5 8. Live Bet: Duncan/Rebecki Decision 9. Pulyaev +

UFC Vegas 109 Bet & Picks Recap ✨ #UFCVegas109 ✅ Edwards/Cachoeira U2.5 (+165) ✅ Fernandes/Stoliarenko O1.5 (-155) ✅ Walker/Cerqueira O1.5 (+180) ✅ Edwards + Smith + Matsumoto (-107) Live Bets: ✅ Edwards/Cachoeira U2.5 (+150) ✅ Brundage/McConico O1.5 (+100) ✅ Iasmin