JADE Jade dorl,You’ve got these gorgeous beautiful songs, now yer floggin anal toys. C’mon dorlin! Did Diana Ross have to flog butt plugs to chart with Chain Reaction? I’m saying this with a kindness. Stop this… as a parent I love you, but I don’t necessarily like you at the moment

Lelli Kelly did not tie her own shoe laces this morning, with her mum Lorraine stepping in.

Can't stop thinking about Kate King foaming over uncooked mixture while Turbo-Val nearly takes her out with a wooden spoon

I never noticed Theirence was laying down in this photo

Right

Well

Likely person for him to play

Matthew Knowles will pay for his crimes

I wonder what I was talking about here

Good luck with the album, hope you make a few bob!

This is cinema

These Bonnie Blue videos are getting out of hand

I thought Lee Carter was returning to Walford

Oomf slandering 28 Years Later

When are they dropping the Kim Woodburn bong

Who wanna see my blu-ray collection 🤓

END. THE MADNESS.

I'm thinking of a Parisian landmark

I'm obsessed with the way Janine snatches Theirence's bow