the best part of oppenheimer is how they made einstein a fat wandering JPRG wizard or sage that you have to check in on from time and save your progress with before you fight god

Doordashing $12 popcorn and $7 soda from a movie theater is arguably the most deranged thing our society allows you to do

I've never actually listened to Ted Cruz speaking for any length of time, and, well.... he's not exactly the brightest fellow is he?

The etymologically correct terms would be citizen and villain

Curious about the spelling of Andrew/ענדרא what's going on there?

the article will be illustrated by someone eating ice-cream on the beach, and the suggestions to keep cool will be "have you considered standing in the shade?"

Yeah the Lumière brothers are fine if you’re into big commercial stuff… personally I prefer Azerbaijani train arrival films

Nice argument. However, I have already depicted myself as the serene and rational Barn Owl chicks, and you as the disarrayed and screeching Kestrel chicks.

30 Of The World's Most Beautiful Untranslatable Words, Impossible To Translate To English, Listed Along With Concise English Descriptions Of Their Meanings

i'm convinced that the only substance superglue actually sticks to is human skin

"Daddy, seriously! Put this online right now. People will be like What! The! Heck!" -6yo "Did you do it? Did you do it? Did you get a million points?" -still 6yo. "Can you believe there was a donkey in the playground?" -6yo going to bed on the best day of her life.

When people talked about how this film made them feel this is what they were talking about

marx never considered value

You can usually tell just by looking at someone if they've read Michael Crichton's Airframe. 'Framers will often pass each other on the street and murmur "Slats" by way of greeting

Who has been whispering “crisps production line” into my phone?

all the best restaurants in Europe have tumble-dryers