The bowling ball actually hangs out with the pins after work. There isn't beef there

Burning paper cause im ice cold 💸💸💸

Choosing the unoptimal urinal in the public toilets and telling the fella next to ya "mate it's just friendlies"

I am the 5th beatle (shiny variant)

Hope core as knuckle tats

Big day of bowling ahead

If you wanna watch me in this event it's streaming in about 40 mins here! thekeys.com.au/pro-am

Wasn't able to keep up with the big dogs but had a sick time doing it

Just used the laptop section of my bag to store a frozen pizza

For some reason my bladder seems to be perfectly synced with the CEO of my company, and im still pretty sure he doesn't know my name

Sometimes when I feel myself getting super flustered I say “Calm down, little mama” in an Elvis voice & it kinda helps

That's oomf

Wowee hey there lil mama

end of gen x into the start of millennials are the coworker generations

We're so back gamers

Ball gon keep on turnin 🎳🎳

Would love to see waluigi drawn in the classic Australian male phenotype

When piss shivers, I go get her coat 💯

Its crazy that if they made a pokemon game that actually looked really good now it would break the aesthetic of their universe