Woah, I was tongue boxing with this woman in the middle of Holiday Bar on St. Patrick’s Day & now you wishing your husband a happy birthday? Talking about cheers to the next chapter?! You told me yall next chapter was divorce!

I was gon go out tonight but I’m already planning on going out tomorrow & two times the next day so maybe not tonight

I didn’t see it in 70 mm but it is the reason I saw it in IMAX

It feels so good to pretty much be able to do whatever I want day to day.

charlesetta Spades huh

Hol’on say what now

Yesterday I went digging where I’m paying four figures to have a rock garden installed only to find out that under the dirt there was a rock garden already there

Last meeting of the day then I’m gonna get high cause it’s fuckin Friday!

I got some unfortunate news for you Alyssa, if this nigga seen a kid every weekend I’m pretty sure it’d take a quarter for him to see em all.

This girl got me off Buford rn

Elon Musk paid $250 million to help Trump win the swing states, then he went to Washington and signed a goverment contract worth twice that amount, and then he dismantled every single agency that was investigating his companies.

Hold on a minute

LMFAO

Of course I been going back & forth with these landscapers for months and they get here & don’t know wtf they’re doing lmao

… why would they let him do that?

I wash my face last cause if I get soap in my eye the shower’s ruined

This nigga going all the way to got damn Marietta to celebrate Cinco but the move do look lit & ethnic

I can’t believe this

This nigga really be too clean.

Damn if you gonna debut a new haircut you need to go absurd with the fit