If you attack a highschool girl and get your ass handed to you by a bunch kids Texas should get to deport you. We should have ICE just for these men

jeans = 👖 genes = 🧬 Gene =

So “ICE Out” is good enough for engagement farming memes but in practice is…this?

Daughter came home from school yesterday and said they were reading one of those woke books. Something called “The Serious Goose.” That type of ideology isn’t allowed under my roof. Needless to say I posted the superintendent’s home address on Reddit

my actual opinion is that they should investigate this for tampering and racketeering. and I honestly think that’s kind of a moderate opinion?

Epstein files: Silence. ICE executing citizens: Silence. Trump’s racist posts: Silence. Halftime show: Outrage. Maga, y’all really are such an embarrassment to the human race

Bon Jovi can make it to the Super Bowl but not the Section 10 Christmas Party For All Religions and Atheists featuring Bon Jovi?

I actually think it’s a good thing to not preemptively swear you’ll vote for Gavin Newsome before he’s the candidate

Sign this man today and you will receive a top of the line starting pitcher and the fastest internet you’ve ever had in your life.

Another option would be to stop expecting every great player to take a discount they don’t owe y’all. 🤷‍♂️

PSA: There is a player/dog photo shoot happening on the field right now

I forgot my passport, but luckily it turns out the TSA will let you through without RealID as long as you pay a fee. Inconvenient, but it makes me feel safer knowing I’m protected against terrorists that don’t have $45

Please blink if you’re being held hostage.

The stumble is a warning - but not in the way Ross thinks. It’s a warning to everyone on the left - from the liberals in the center to the socialists on the far left: the rightwingers and their friends in the mainstream media will happily engage in smear campaigns and gotchas

I’m getting real fucking sick of this place.

This sums up Talarico vs Crockett. Talarico is pushing a class-based policy agenda that is very clear & direct about working-class issues. Crockett is pushing identity politics & culture war-style messaging as part of her campaign. Only one of these would truly win in Texas.

Tonight’s show brought to you by autistic rage.