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my most boomer take is that being endlessly gentle with yourself all the time and never forcing yourself to do anything you don’t want to do isn’t self care it’s lazy and it’s bad for you

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parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

this thanksgiving im gonna tell my maga uncle that "charlie had it coming" just to feel something

Just rolled a joint. It was my ankle.

Saying “what the fuck” under your breath like Tim Robinson is one of life’s simple pleasures

we really had a mayor who was on camera smoking crack

If your argument against abortion includes religious reasons, you’ve already lost the argument. Religion doesn’t belong in the making of laws.

Why is the official account of the White House clapping back to a popstar like a teenager? This is fucking embarrassing Jesus Christ.

I can’t believe some peoples top artist is the year is drake 😐

there’s not enough Arrested Development posting

I’m gonna be a wife 🥹

i openly make fun of AI because i think people who use it deserve to hear that they’re losers and aberrations and they deserve to feel ashamed of their choices.

If you become a “trillionaire” you should have a collar that immediately detonates like the end of Saw 3

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Hey man, you’re into photography? Nice! Oh, just pictures of women? Uhh, fine, I guess. Only naked women? I have a gun

parents are so crazy because they can say the most fucked up shit to you when your brain is forming and it sets the tone for your whole adult mind set and then they forget about it the next day

“i wouldn’t wish this on my worst enemy” you don’t have enough hate in your heart brother

"My culture is not a costume"