when someone shares a tweet from a beloved mutual in a chat, i like to point out that that’s a beloved mutual

withered old crone 🥀🇵🇸 nobody asked voice: thats oomfie

Sorry brotha nothing on me!

the scene at the end in goodfellas where henry is coked out and paranoid trying to make a sauce and go sell guns while a police helicopter is following him but its me going to whole foods and doing my laundry while i wfh

If you get sick from a street food vendor it is because you approached the meal with malice in your heart and god is punishing you for your evil ways

we flip squares, welcome to white castle she said “you ballin like a bitch” hoe did i ask you??

Love to Iran and love to Iranians and I hope for the continued health and safety of all of my Iranian friends on here and their families

That's actually a really good question

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