De facto couples in Sydney not relay-teaming the same opal card are missing out

Sydney, Australia 🇦🇺

A shame about the Sharks, but at least on the post-game Kieran Foran said "battle of nutrition"

Broncos too amped up, too desperate to avenge 2023. Playing the occasion not the game. Penrith just doing what they always do, methodically strangling you to death

Hell, bloody football

Sometimes I like to drink a coke, then take a sleeping pill, and see which one wins

It's weird, it's scary, and it was debunked three weeks ago. That's why here at the Herald, we've put it front and centre on our home page

Der derdader derdader (Broncos won me the tipping comp)

It is also one of the only Kangaroo tours in recent memory

These expectations management briefings culminating in Cummins missing the entire summer are gonna be unbearable, god just get it OVER with!

3:55 am is later than 4:05 am, it just is. It is also my birthday

Team Building supporting The Apartments. I love them.

Guilty pleasure is such a pointless phrase lol everyone knows it’s impossible to enjoy anything whatsoever without immense guilt

(Australian Oasis) Mahybeeeeee... I dohn really wanna naaaaaauuuurrrr

John McGinn is coming to get ya North America

'I couldn't get my mate Diogo Jota out of my head today' ❤️ Andy Robertson on what it means to qualify for the World Cup ⤵️ #BBCFootball

Evergreen 😔